1xxl:
omfg this is too funny
what movie is this??
WHAT MOVIE IS THIS! FIRST PERSON TO MESSAGE ME, I WILL LOVE YOU AND STUFF
It’s New York Minute omg
(Source: hereisours, via sl0th-tastic)
| police: | *knock knock* |
| me: | whos there |
| police: | theres been an accident |
| me: | theres been an accident who |
I fucking love you, BBC.
Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?
(via screamjammy)
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
(Source: hazzalouehlove, via paraplegiccanni8al)
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
(via the-ghostbusters)
| me: | i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes. |
| me: | wakes up march 27th, 2098. |
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
(via the-ghostbusters)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via screamjammy)
| me: | wow i have so much work to do |
| me: | --goes on tumblr-- |
| me: | --watches a movie-- |
| me: | --writes a novel-- |
| me: | --teaches myself sitar-- |
| me: | --climbs a mountain-- |
| me: | --backpacks through europe-- |
| me: | why am i not getting anything done |
